what up yall its FRIDAY. Catch me relaxing and getting dollars t *at Lucky Cahnces Casino today. Then I'm going to eraat * eat Wendyz that right I love wendys princes out there. Gimme a biggie bag it is yum yum even though it is seven dollars now and not 5. The old bait and switch in act shun baby. TLDR; Wendys Wendys Send me those jackpot bibes.
12/1/2024 @ 20:43 Original
My puppy keeps taking my spot on the couch, so I devised a plan. I put a little old milk carton that she fit into nicely and designated that as her spot. Now she only takes up her designated spot.
11/1/2024 @ 18:08 First Iteration
There is a very special place at the end of the line for those who consider tipping optional for a lyft or uber ride. Lots of bonus points is deserved especially for those who retort -'would you tip at mcdonalds?' I'll leave that there.
11/1/2024 @ 2:05 First Iteration
Whoa, hey now! I got an invite to this off a flyer, I guess. Okay, so it's Twitter but with time and no replies, so worse Twitter? The proof is in the pudding, I say, but you're kinda gonna have a hard time with this new social thing.
9/1/2024 @ 15:59 First Iteration
Hooo ey! Getting myself one of these fancy three letter user names while the getting is hot. Take two as they are small. Just kidding. That would be abuse. Everyone needs a burner though. It's all about moderation including most moderation!
8/1/2024 @ 15:21 First Iteration
woof woof, I spent time with grandpa. I thought maybe mom left me but I know she wouldn't do that. She adors adores me! I m am too cute and everyone knows it because they say it. Anyway, mom picked me up today and I was so happy to see her! We walked and took a nap. I love couch and napping. Two of my favourite things in the world. Now I will nap again and go fo r a walk soon. Mom needs to get me a raincoat becuase it will rain soon and I don't want to be a soggy doggy! I hope I can make friends today at par
7/1/2024 @ 21:03 Original
Review: Yellowface by R.F. Kuang An author's easiest target is always themselves. That's a paraphrase of a real quote that would have probably been misappropriated had I bothered to look up where the original one had come from. This is hands down the most laugh out loud funny thing I have read in a year, easily. It's not often I have to use more than two hands for a laugh out loud moment while reading a novel. Anyways, it's hard to get into specifics without spoliers but Kuang is very unaffraid to crap where they get their bread. This is. nothing new in the literary world but the author really 'commits to the bit' as the kids are saying these days. Kuang makes you feel uncomfortable for here *her mostly oblivious yet certainly f*ed in the head main character. Some of the white isms felt too strong to be accurate, but then I thought again about them and nope, all of that's real. You've met all of these people. They all suck, but they're so full that you feel for them. To me that is the mark of someone that knows their craft. Five stars. Ten out of then. Readi *read it!. It blows m
7/1/2024 @ 19:44 Original
Hahaha, what in the heck is this? On that animation, it is fun. "Hell is other people" - author, I've got an error. Forgotten? Okay, I am beginning to see the appeal. Let's not look or think of our mistakes, right? Right, right?
5/1/2024 @ 19:20 First Iteration
Is everybody ready for back to school? I know I am. A winter break without snow is ... well something I suppose. I can only get so deep into sending texts to the wrong thread while I sit in my childhood home before it causes me to become emotionally drained. I know I know. The state of the world should move me to do sometin, or anythin' as it may be. But it don't. I have a list of fifty movies to watch on amazon r now okay. Not paid ad. something to do befor
5/1/2024 @ 1:43 Original
woof woof arf arf went for a walk, now I am being couch potato. Mom id is taking me to work. But i just want to snuggle and be. on couch all fay. Life is toigh. Oh well. paws
4/1/2024 @ 17:43 Original