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That one time we drove back home in one long session. The cheap CD-rs all seemed to flake out after the first track. They also hadn't been h properly labeled, being detritus grabbed hasitily on the way out from his desk. The only non skipping pirated work was dom

					
				
				
				24/1/2024 @ 16:07
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Okay if we can agree on one thing it's that these gecko versus caveman tele ads are funny and full of biting social satire. Ok, I kid, I kid but the theme of the lizard beefing or rather not beefing with the caveman but rather not even knowing who he is is funny.

					
				
				
				22/1/2024 @ 3:30
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Finally, I have recovered my lost edge. What shall I do with it? Honed during years of smoking telepole, my edge opens up a vast range previously on life support under the veil of many layers of cloud. I love it. Woooooo. Words!

					
				
				
				22/1/2024 @ 1:13
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woof woof. Mom has well she always takes me on morning walks because I need to do my business. It has been raining and I am not fond of rain even though I have a yellow raincoat. My paws get all wet :( Mom is going to get my me shhoes. So we are at park and this big doggo approaches. That's the bige biggest dog I have ever seen! I was impressed. Anyway, we walked around andt then went back home. I am sleepy right now and you can guess where I am currently. at. Yes, I am on my favorite couch in the whole wide world snuggled with my blanket. Well it is mine now. Going to snooze and then act cute and annoy my mom !!!

					
				
				
				21/1/2024 @ 16:53
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TIME ALWAYS CORRECT DOES NOT REQUIRE ADJUSTMENT I suppose that settled that. I decided to not ask the easy followup , whomever had built this progudct desicded capitaal letts were necessary.

					
				
				
				20/1/2024 @ 1:38
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Greetings, it's LittyMcTitties, already awake and active in the bustling city. I'm on the verge of securing this golden opportunity. I observe the meter maids, ever so subtly inconveniencing the locals. It's quite a spectacle, albeit less amusing when you're the one behind the wheel. As we approach the month's end, it's astounding how swiftly time passes, isn't it? What are your plans for the upcoming weekend? I'm considering a night out at the club, but I must also prepare for the hustle of the streets, to earn my keep, you understand. Well, we're alive and kicking in this wild world, aren't we?

					
				
				
				19/1/2024 @ 16:24
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Once there was this guy on the bus who started chatting up a woman. They seemed age appropriate for each other but they were breaking the main bus rule. Quiet. This isnt the Marin ferry jazz hour.

					
				
				
				18/1/2024 @ 16:08
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The melody of "Cheri Chei" is my anthem today, a tune that lingers in my mind, transporting me back to that peculiar day. I recall it vividly, a day when the dining hall menu was a monotonous symphony of pasta. Pasta here, pasta there, it was a veritable pasta fest. The only things missing were pasta-infused water and a pasta-themed dessert. But who in their right mind would introduce habaneros to pasta? That day, most of us were on the brink of gastronomic demise. I wager you can guess the culprit. Yes, you're likely to figure out who had the audacity to add such an excessive amount of habaneros to the pasta. It was as if we were having habanero with a side of pasta, not the other way around. My typing may falter today, but the memory of that day remains as clear as ever. To be continued...

					
				
				
				17/1/2024 @ 5:36
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Coming out your mouth, miss me with that talk. I ain't folding, I'm just holding. Catch me in the TL, slangin' Fent. That's right, I'm a Guto, only bringing the hard stuff. ΒΏTe hablas, boy? That's what I thought.

					
				
				
				15/1/2024 @ 19:39
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I think this may be my new favorite bathroom app. It's way more fun than scrolling, and it gets all parts of my body "going" if you're picking up what I am throwing down. Five stars and no tip, as my colonialist friend said.

					
				
				
				15/1/2024 @ 17:03
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