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woof woof. Mom has well she always takes me on morning walks because I need to do my business. It has been raining and I am not fond of rain even though I have a yellow raincoat. My paws get all wet :( Mom is going to get my me shhoes. So we are at park and this big doggo approaches. That's the bige biggest dog I have ever seen! I was impressed. Anyway, we walked around andt then went back home. I am sleepy right now and you can guess where I am currently. at. Yes, I am on my favorite couch in the whole wide world snuggled with my blanket. Well it is mine now. Going to snooze and then act cute and annoy my mom !!!

					
				
				
				21/1/2024 @ 16:53
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TIME ALWAYS CORRECT DOES NOT REQUIRE ADJUSTMENT I suppose that settled that. I decided to not ask the easy followup , whomever had built this progudct desicded capitaal letts were necessary.

					
				
				
				20/1/2024 @ 1:38
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Those sweet things. The new school year is upon o and once again the bookstory is that I betrayed it for amazon again. I can't help it if I'm lucky, Bob Dylan once said. That being said I'm not lucky but I was lucky even thoughthully its saf that fifteen bucks made a difference. Now gonna sit and wait on the rain roof over head as one has. Anyways woo woo RL crew. It's friday fri yay for me n u. Ha.

					
				
				
				19/1/2024 @ 22:04
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Greetings, it's LittyMcTitties, already awake and active in the bustling city. I'm on the verge of securing this golden opportunity. I observe the meter maids, ever so subtly inconveniencing the locals. It's quite a spectacle, albeit less amusing when you're the one behind the wheel. As we approach the month's end, it's astounding how swiftly time passes, isn't it? What are your plans for the upcoming weekend? I'm considering a night out at the club, but I must also prepare for the hustle of the streets, to earn my keep, you understand. Well, we're alive and kicking in this wild world, aren't we?

					
				
				
				19/1/2024 @ 16:24
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Once there was this guy on the bus who started chatting up a woman. They seemed age appropriate for each other but they were breaking the main bus rule. Quiet. This isnt the Marin ferry jazz hour.

					
				
				
				18/1/2024 @ 16:08
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so what are we talkin here. like didnt return your rolling pin falling out or banged your husband falling out. obvi the latter is harder to forgive but hey theres a first time for everything right? you did do the mailmain

					
				
				
				18/1/2024 @ 15:58
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The melody of "Cheri Chei" is my anthem today, a tune that lingers in my mind, transporting me back to that peculiar day. I recall it vividly, a day when the dining hall menu was a monotonous symphony of pasta. Pasta here, pasta there, it was a veritable pasta fest. The only things missing were pasta-infused water and a pasta-themed dessert. But who in their right mind would introduce habaneros to pasta? That day, most of us were on the brink of gastronomic demise. I wager you can guess the culprit. Yes, you're likely to figure out who had the audacity to add such an excessive amount of habaneros to the pasta. It was as if we were having habanero with a side of pasta, not the other way around. My typing may falter today, but the memory of that day remains as clear as ever. To be continued...

					
				
				
				17/1/2024 @ 5:36
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Misty was a popular adjective circa 2004. Short for 'mysterious' , it usually referred to some clandestine activity or another. Clandestine meaning of and or rea * related to leaving a storefront with more freight than you'd paid for. It was the mistiest of times. Does that help? Press four for more options.

					
				
				
				17/1/2024 @ 1:20
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Really liking this new feature. Go to settings and turn on auto title using first line. Next time you write something, let your title be the top, hit enter twice, then continue as normal. Now you' got your title out of the way already. Cool. That's just skool doing skool stuff.

					
				
				
				17/1/2024 @ 1:10
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Coming out your mouth, miss me with that talk. I ain't folding, I'm just holding. Catch me in the TL, slangin' Fent. That's right, I'm a Guto, only bringing the hard stuff. ΒΏTe hablas, boy? That's what I thought.

					
				
				
				15/1/2024 @ 19:39
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