Update. I am still on the couch. ruff. Grrr-rr. Mama made brownies today. I'm a medium sized black dog that can not eat chocolate. Dad watches the footy as he calles it. It soothes him. Yay. Ruff ruff. *snore*
14/1/2024 @ 3:41 Original
Could the dolphins work at making this into a game? I feel colder inside than these people on the tv must feel. From a rational point of view this is like the time my friend came by spouting quantum antenna bullshit and I had to think fast. Oh I'll read it up on it sometime, I answered. What is it with people from crystal towns? The truth is out there.
14/1/2024 @ 3:09 Original
Yo wassup everyeon? It's Litty McTitties out in this bish! Happy e friday. Any plans fo r da weekend? Me and my bro gonna hit the streets later. Gotta move that thang so I don't get a parking ticket. Love my city but it be expensive just to breathe here lmao. Cloudy today. Kids off on Monday so that's coo. We all know why. About to maybe get some shut eye ya know yadadamean. Anyway, peace to all and have a good weekend!
12/1/2024 @ 22:59 Original
My puppy keeps taking my spot on the couch, so I devised a plan. I put a little old milk carton that she fit into nicely and designated that as her spot. Now she only takes up her designated spot.
11/1/2024 @ 18:08 First Iteration
There is a very special place at the end of the line for those who consider tipping optional for a lyft or uber ride. Lots of bonus points is deserved especially for those who retort -'would you tip at mcdonalds?' I'll leave that there.
11/1/2024 @ 2:05 First Iteration
Whoa, hey now! I got an invite to this off a flyer, I guess. Okay, so it's Twitter but with time and no replies, so worse Twitter? The proof is in the pudding, I say, but you're kinda gonna have a hard time with this new social thing.
9/1/2024 @ 15:59 First Iteration
Hooo ey! Getting myself one of these fancy three letter user names while the getting is hot. Take two as they are small. Just kidding. That would be abuse. Everyone needs a burner though. It's all about moderation including most moderation!
8/1/2024 @ 15:21 Second Iteration
woof woof, I spent time with grandpa. I thought maybe mom left me but I know she wouldn't do that. She adors adores me! I m am too cute and everyone knows it because they say it. Anyway, mom picked me up today and I was so happy to see her! We walked and took a nap. I love couch and napping. Two of my favourite things in the world. Now I will nap again and go fo r a walk soon. Mom needs to get me a raincoat becuase it will rain soon and I don't want to be a soggy doggy! I hope I can make friends today at par
7/1/2024 @ 21:03 Original
Review: Yellowface by R.F. Kuang An author's easiest target is always themselves. That's a paraphrase of a real quote that would have probably been misappropriated had I bothered to look up where the original one had come from. This is hands down the most laugh out loud funny thing I have read in a year, easily. It's not often I have to use more than two hands for a laugh out loud moment while reading a novel. Anyways, it's hard to get into specifics without spoliers but Kuang is very unaffraid to crap where they get their bread. This is. nothing new in the literary world but the author really 'commits to the bit' as the kids are saying these days. Kuang makes you feel uncomfortable for here *her mostly oblivious yet certainly f*ed in the head main character. Some of the white isms felt too strong to be accurate, but then I thought again about them and nope, all of that's real. You've met all of these people. They all suck, but they're so full that you feel for them. To me that is the mark of someone that knows their craft. Five stars. Ten out of then. Readi *read it!. It blows m
7/1/2024 @ 19:44 Original
Hahaha, what in the heck is this? On that animation, it is fun. "Hell is other people" - author, I've got an error. Forgotten? Okay, I am beginning to see the appeal. Let's not look or think of our mistakes, right? Right, right?
5/1/2024 @ 19:20 First Iteration