Coming out your mouth, miss me with that talk. I ain't folding, I'm just holding. Catch me in the TL, slangin' Fent. That's right, I'm a Guto, only bringing the hard stuff. ¿Te hablas, boy? That's what I thought.
15/1/2024 @ 19:39 First Iteration
I think this may be my new favorite bathroom app. It's way more fun than scrolling, and it gets all parts of my body "going" if you're picking up what I am throwing down. Five stars and no tip, as my colonialist friend said.
15/1/2024 @ 17:03 First Iteration
Update. I am still on the couch. ruff. Grrr-rr. Mama made brownies today. I'm a medium sized black dog that can not eat chocolate. Dad watches the footy as he calles it. It soothes him. Yay. Ruff ruff. *snore*
14/1/2024 @ 3:41 Original
Could the dolphins work at making this into a game? I feel colder inside than these people on the tv must feel. From a rational point of view this is like the time my friend came by spouting quantum antenna bullshit and I had to think fast. Oh I'll read it up on it sometime, I answered. What is it with people from crystal towns? The truth is out there.
14/1/2024 @ 3:09 Original
Yo wassup everyeon? It's Litty McTitties out in this bish! Happy e friday. Any plans fo r da weekend? Me and my bro gonna hit the streets later. Gotta move that thang so I don't get a parking ticket. Love my city but it be expensive just to breathe here lmao. Cloudy today. Kids off on Monday so that's coo. We all know why. About to maybe get some shut eye ya know yadadamean. Anyway, peace to all and have a good weekend!
12/1/2024 @ 22:59 Original
My puppy keeps taking my spot on the couch, so I devised a plan. I put a little old milk carton that she fit into nicely and designated that as her spot. Now she only takes up her designated spot.
11/1/2024 @ 18:08 First Iteration
There is a very special place at the end of the line for those who consider tipping optional for a lyft or uber ride. Lots of bonus points is deserved especially for those who retort -'would you tip at mcdonalds?' I'll leave that there.
11/1/2024 @ 2:05 First Iteration
Whoa, hey now! I got an invite to this off a flyer, I guess. Okay, so it's Twitter but with time and no replies, so worse Twitter? The proof is in the pudding, I say, but you're kinda gonna have a hard time with this new social thing.
9/1/2024 @ 15:59 First Iteration
Hooo ey! Getting myself one of these fancy three letter user names while the getting is hot. Take two as they are small. Just kidding. That would be abuse. Everyone needs a burner though. It's all about moderation including most moderation!
8/1/2024 @ 15:21 Second Iteration
woof woof, I spent time with grandpa. I thought maybe mom left me but I know she wouldn't do that. She adors adores me! I m am too cute and everyone knows it because they say it. Anyway, mom picked me up today and I was so happy to see her! We walked and took a nap. I love couch and napping. Two of my favourite things in the world. Now I will nap again and go fo r a walk soon. Mom needs to get me a raincoat becuase it will rain soon and I don't want to be a soggy doggy! I hope I can make friends today at par
7/1/2024 @ 21:03 Original