I whoosh, then I waw. What's new on your continent? I'm incontinent.
11/4/2024 @ 23:25 First Iteration
Woof woof, Tona reporting from the couch, my headquarters. It's so nice out today. Mom took me out in the morning. She sometimes doesn't want to get up, but I make sure she does because I've got to go!!! I know she's tired from work and all that, so I get it. I don't have to wear a jacket. Even with fur, I STILL get cold! Dad is taking care of me today while mom is working. I love my dad. He took me around the hills, and I saw someone I didn't really like, so I barked at them and dad didn't approve, but if he only knew what this guy smelled like! I barked because I had to; the guy I barked at isn't a dog person, so it was my duty to bark at him. I'm about to take another nap now that dad is leaving for his walk and for work. I can have the couch to myself now. Woof.
11/4/2024 @ 22:02 First Iteration
Do yall remember the tats and piercin era back in the early 2000s. I remember . I was there. I sw the rise and lowkey fall of it. At least here in the city. There ws a hilarious episode on Portlandia about this. Guess where they all went after things starting going sour in sf? That's right, Portland.
10/4/2024 @ 15:20 Original
Im a rat. I see trash and dead bodies and shoes. My hole is super cozy. No cats allowed. Dogs bother me but don't seem to bother me as much as cats. I hate cops too. Bt I'll tell them things. Cause I am a rat.
7/4/2024 @ 18:31 Original
I'm spying on my ex through the dog cam. I felt ashamed to be doing it at first but hey, you can get used to anything. I hope it doesn't get disconectd from the router even though that'd proabbly be for the better. Opens app on iphone. Spis Spies... I'm at rock botom.
7/4/2024 @ 0:37 Original
Church was alright, I just went to see my bff sing. They had donuts after but we were going to make our way to brunch so we had to hold off on 'em. We ask a fellow for food recommendations in the area and they mentioned a place in berkeley. We leave and go. It's a 20 minute drive, with traffic after most likely so this palce better be worth it! Well guess what, t wasn't!!! Lipstick stains on our water and the food was atrocious. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enermy. Really should've stuked to the place we wer originally going to go last weeks
1/4/2024 @ 21:39 Original
Im writinng a novel , cause its never before. I think thats actually father john misty shoutout to our indie sleaze yourh b those guys got an away with murder spring has sprung! create on lit people :)
1/4/2024 @ 18:55 Original
The hail stones grew to the size of golf balls. She did her best to get the front bay window on the ancient guewst house latched tight. She's *d been offered the place as a gesture of goodwill and request for her to ralx by an old friend. At least it was may, meaning it wouldn't snow. The house it'self was a small log rustic sort of affair. Her friend's father had been a t dentist who fancied himself outsoorsy. It was warm but certain piarts felt very unfisnished. *crash* the wind slapped hard against the windows. aThe lease on her st * regrettable BMW was almost up, which she was grateful for. She'd only got it to keep up with the joneses as * other young shitheads in LA as a late twentys attorney. She'd have to return it with hail dents now. She poured herself some Syrah and eased into the couch. She then plowed through a good waurter of Yeats greatest powems. She woke up feeling incredibly refreshed. The storm had passed. Georgina was so thankful to her friend for offering the retreat. She'd really needed that. The end.
30/3/2024 @ 17:13 Original
Got a haircut for the first time in nine months. I feel like I ended world hunger. This shit pops. Washed, unwashed, blow dry, no dry, it' like I got a new lease on a bitchin ass life! I highly rewcommend a new haircut if you every feel stuck in a rut real talk. What's next? Hangin with the pup maybe some Alta P life later. Let's get excited about our lives but not in the Oprah doing submarine marketing for a pharma company sort of way. Go out and suck up some rays . Gosh what happened to me.
30/3/2024 @ 17:02 Original
Sup my homies what it do, waiting for bart, just got back from oakland. Might set up , make the hudtle this weekend on the streets catch me on mission nd 24th if it aint gonn be rain. support ya fam local business OG san franciscian aight about to gop onc the 49 here we go peace.
29/3/2024 @ 4:43 Original